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QLeft Twisted winter spirit that loves to "pull pranks on the bad children throughout the world". They are preparing to cause mischief this Christmas too, but... From "Black & White☆Christmas." QRight


Ill-Matched Role

Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
(Goddess of Christmas)
"—Here you are. This year's nice list!"


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Hm...? This just looks like a lunchbox though?


Junna (icon) Junna:
And I'm the one who's playing the Goddess of Christmas.


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
Nonomiya-han, you're playing the child...


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
Heh, I had so much fun at the rehearsal just now I got carried away!


Junna (icon) Junna:
Heh heh, I feel you. It went pretty smooth for our first run.


Junna (icon) Junna:
I'm really grateful... Both for this lunch box and the school for letting us use the school facilities.


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
Yeah! That's because we pushed for it!


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
You received five separate event requests at the same time, right? It's amazing enough that they all ended up overlapping, but that's some determination for accepting them all.


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
Yeah! There's five of us—me, Aruru, Tsukasa, Shizuha, and Misora...we figured it'll work out somehow.


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
We split up and recruited members by ourselves... It became this great adventure!


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
When you came to our school gates in tears, I thought you were doing some sort of skit.


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
You wrapped yourself around me and wouldn't let go!


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
Heh, I had you in my strong hold with my Lalafin Arm! I was so happy when you said okay♪


Junna (icon) Junna:
I wanted to see how far we'd be able to get with members who we don't normally work together with...


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
Yeah, you got lucky because you got away with trading this lunchbox for my help!


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
*nom nom* I guess it tastes all right.


Junna (icon) Junna:
Frontier is known for the delicious food from their cafeteria.


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
I'm glad you like it! Eat to your heart's content before we continue our rehearsal♪


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
—Um, do you guys have a moment?


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
Hm?


Junna (icon) Junna:
Why are you so serious all of a sudden...?


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
If you're not gonna eat the deep fried shrimp, I'll take it.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
N-No, the fried shrimp is mine! Wait, that's not what I...


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Do all of you really think there are no problems with the performance?


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
What? Was something wrong!?


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
It's a heartwarming story about the kind White Santa and mean Black Santa on Christmas!


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
No well, I think the story is wonderful.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
White Santa's sleigh breaks down on Christmas Eve and she's not able to deliver presents to the children on the nice list...


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
Yes, so then the troubled White Santa goes to the meanspirited Black Santa for help♪


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
Black Santa goes around to play pranks on all the bad kids who didn't make it onto the nice list... How nice.


Junna (icon) Junna:
They both get on Black Santa's sleigh and head out to deliver presents and pranks together—


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
(Mean Kid)
"Ngh..."


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
(White Santa)
"Oh...doesn't look like this child is on the nice list..."


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
(Black Santa)
"Muahaha, it's my turn. Take this lump of coal and potato!"


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
Haha, I love watching the interactions between these two!


Junna (icon) Junna:
Yes, the pure and honest White Santa and sly and devilish Black Santa. The exchange between the unmatched pair is very satisfying—


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
That's it!!


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
Where!?


Junna (icon) Junna:
Nonomiya-san, you're not going to find it by looking around.


Junna (icon) Junna:
...I understand what Mei Fan-san is getting at. You're talking about the casting, right?


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Exactly. We were short on time, so we left the casting up to Nonomiya-san, but...


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
There's someone else who is more suitable for the Black Santa role...!


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
Who are you talking about?


Junna (icon) Junna:
Hey, Hanayagi-san. Mei Fan-san doesn't need more leeks in her lunchbox!


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
No, this is extra nutrition for Mei-han.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
That defiant attitude...it's perfect for Black Santa!


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
I don't know if I can be a better Black Santa than you...!


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
You sure are a serious and rude person...


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
What? I did the casting based on my guts, but I think I did pretty well.


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
I guess you're right... You definitely won't be able to become Black Santa.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
What...!?


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
You don't understand anything about Black Santa... So I'm saying you can't pull it off.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
W-What do you mean...?


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
You think I'm just gonna tell you? You have to figure it out yourself.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Ngh...you're exactly right, but...!


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
—So what will you do?


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
We only just started rehearsals... I can take over the role for you if you want.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
...! I-It's okay...!


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
It's not like me to be so worried... Being able to turn an unfitting role into your own is what Stage Girls do!


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
I'm all fired up! I'll focus on what's ahead of me and push forward—


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
You're so exhausting...*nom*


Lalafin (icon) Lalafin:
Ahh, that's Mei Fan's fried shrimp!


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
M-My fried shrimp...!


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Oh! Is this what...!?

Well-Earned Christmas Present
"Black & White☆Christmas" Final Act

Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Here you are. You worked hard this year."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Next year, remember to be kind to others and yourself and be a good child."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Oh...doesn't look like this child is on the nice list..."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"Muahaha, it's my turn. Take this lump of coal and potato!"


Junna (icon) Narrator:
"Black Santa and White Santa went to the children's homes one by one."


Junna (icon) Narrator:
"And as it gets later into the evening—"



*swish* *swish* *swish*


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"Muahaha, a masterpiece... The expression on that naughty kid staying up late!"


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"They stuck their hand into the stocking thinking it was a ball and their hand turned black from the coal!"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"......"


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"Hmph, the next house is the last one! Let's wrap this up and head back—"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Um, I was just thinking..."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"What?"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Your pranks are really cute."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"What? Are you making fun of me?"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"No, there are just all these other pranks you could've done. Like hiding bugs inside the stockings or something..."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"Can you stop making such unnecessary comments?"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"I-I'm sorry...! But I was just thinking—"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Are you actually just trying to show the children who aren't on the nice list that we're paying attention...?"


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"W-What!? That's ridiculous..."


*lurch*


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"Oh no, the reins...!!"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Aaaah!"


*splash*


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Oh no! The last present fell into the lake..."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"It fell..."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"W-W-What do we do!? We won't be able to deliver the present..."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"......"


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"...I'll go."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"What...!?"


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"Don't make me repeat myself... I said I'll go get it!"


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"I'm bored of playing pranks, I'll make up for this. You wait in the sleigh!"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Black-chan..."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"...No, please wait. There's a better way."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"I come to this last house every year. The child who's waiting must be..."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"What do you mean...?"



Lalafin (icon) Gentle Kid:
*achoo*


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"They're awake....!?"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"No, they just sneezed in their sleep."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Because this room is really cold..."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"Stale bread and a fireplace with no fire..yet this child continues to smile."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Yes, I'm sure it's because they're happy to get to share their mother's warmth."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"I can see why they're on the nice list. They're so simpleminded. They're still able to smile in this kind of situation..."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Yes...such a good child."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"That's why your kind prank will be this child's best present."


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Coal for a warm fire and potatoes to fill their bellies... It's full of your kindness."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"Hmph! You're mistaken..."


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"I just like playing pranks. That's all!!"



*ring* *ring*


Lalafin (icon) Gentle Kid:
"Whoa, look, Mama... Potatoes and coal! It must be Santa...!?"


Lalafin (icon) Gentle Kid:
"Thank you, Santa!!"



*swish* *swish* *swish*


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"......"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"...How does it feel to get a smile in return for your pranks?"


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"The worst! I'm gonna up my game next year!"


Kaoruko (icon) White Santa:
"Heh heh, I'll help you♪"


Meifan (icon) Black Santa:
"You should repair your own sleigh!!"


Junna (icon) Narrator:
"—And just like that, they welcome another new Christmas morning."


Junna (icon) Narrator:
"The sunlight reflecting off the pure-white snow casts a gentle light on Black Santa and White Santa."


Junna (icon) Narrator:
"The light that shines down on both nice and naughty children brightens up their smiles."


Junna (icon) Narrator:
"The Goddess of Christmas prays."


Junna (icon) Goddess of Christmas:
"May all the dear children in the world have a wonderful Christmas..."



Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Thank you very much, Hanayagi-san.


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
Huh? For what?


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
For showing me the path to success for this play!


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
......


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
I didn't understand the true nature of being "cunning"...


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
I was tied down by my feeling of responsibility and got confused with my own nature!


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
...Exactly, you're honest to a fault. So you felt like it was all on you to do something about it.


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
If it were me and I got a role that's the direct opposite of me, I would be chuckling about it to myself. It's a good chance to show off your acting skills too.


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
Even more so if you have someone similar close to you... You just have to adopt their characteristics.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Yes... I noticed when you stole my fried shrimp right under my nose while I was confiding in everyone.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
I can't believe I was hesitating over the role when I had someone who was exactly like Black Santa right in front of me!!


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
...Are you trying to pick a fight?


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
S-Sorry... That's not all there is to it. I'm just saying I was touched by something I don't have!


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
If you hadn't stolen my fried shrimp right in front of me like that, I might not have noticed...


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
Heh... Well, I also just wanted to eat the shrimp.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
What!? What did you just...


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
It's fine. Let's go to the cast party.


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
You've used up my precious time.... You'll have to make up for it.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Oh, please wait! I haven't finished...


Kaoruko (icon) Kaoruko:
I'll listen to you in front of the Christmas tree. It is Christmas after all.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Heh heh, you're right. All the nice and naughty kids together—


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
—Smiling and wishing one another a merry Christmas!!

Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Christmas charity performance! It's definitely refreshing to participate in a seasonal performance that's not put on by the Edels.

Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
Same as Hanayagi-san, I also joined because of Nonomiya-san's passionate invitation, but I gained a lot of inspiration.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
My Santa may be a different color, but now I've experienced playing the role of Santa too.


Meifan (icon) Mei Fan:
It might not be a bad idea for all the Edels to dress up as Santa on Christmas Day!

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